train me sardar k saamne wale seat me 3 gujju ladkia baiti thi.... usne unka naam poocha tho pehli wali :"mein seeta behen" doosriwali:"mein sujatha behen" theesriwali:" mein geeta behen" unhone sardarse se uska naam poochatho wo bola " mein santa behenchod"

Ek bar ek couple train mein ja raha tha, TO UNKI VARTALAP SUNIYE HUSBAND: MERI JAAN MAIN TUMHE DIL SE PYAR KARTA HUN, MAIN TUMAHRE JISM SE NAHI AATMA SE PYAR KARTA HUN, MAIN TUMHE ITNA PYAR KARTA HUN KI MAIN TUMARA JISM KUTTON TO DAAL DU. to unki sath vali seat par banta betha tha, to vo bola "BHAU BHAU BAHU" !!!!!!!!

1 Sawal : Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai ? Jawaab : Soye huye penis par condom chadaana !

Bhikari-"sahab ek rupiya de do". Sahab-"tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte". Bhikari-"abe tere ek rupiye ke liye kya office khol lu"

A Sardar proposes a girl :- Darling kya tum mujhse ... Then da girl slaps him & says Tameez se baat karo. Srdr :- Behanji kya aap mujhse Shaadi karogi ?