o,,,o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)-(,,)(,,)-(,,)
U'n me forever..
and ever and
ever !


0..0 0..0
(=`.`=) (=`.`=)
" " " "
HALLO MAUSI!


When man sees


this
(. (. /
) . (
/ \ )

something
secretly changes



(')
( ))

(')
//
( ))

(' )
/ /
( ))
( ' )
/ / WOW!!
/ /
( ))



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(é
_; (
(é

( )-
_; (
( )-

(é -
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(é -

( ) -
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( ) -

(é
_; (
(é I miss u Like Crazy

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. ' 12 ' . 9 __/ 3 ' . 6 . ' Time will alwayz fly, but my FEELINGS 4 u wil neva die! @>-)--


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Define
IMPOTENCE...


It is nature's way of saying...


,--. no
/ /'( ,) "HARD"
( ) ) feelings!


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(_) (_)
..
_

( .) (. )
oo
_

( .) (. )
0o
_

( .) (. )
o0
_

( .) (. )
00
_

( .) (. ) try it!
oo very
_ RELAXING!


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(>"<)
"( ö, )")A HÜG
'( . )tö é sé ür stréss
,,,,_
( _ _ )A KìSS
(_ ö _)tò é sé ür paìn
.-. .-.& my
'. ' .'HÉÄRT
' . ' tö let U know ì Caré!!

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Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
==
"'I____"TOILET"
-.t""""")
_ __(_


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L
O
V
E
Y
O
U

.-..-. /),/) .-..-.
"-.-" ( ';' ) "-.-"
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
"-.-" 00 "-.-"


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One ( ' ""()
good ((")' )
nite ( / "(,,)
Kiss for you....
* * ( ' ""() Bye
* ("( 'o', ) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !


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(__I_)


) (
(_I__)


) (
(__I_)


) (
(_I__)


I JUST WIPED MY ARSE ON YOUR SCREEN!


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/))/)) /' ( // ' ;c("'); )) ((( ,-' / / / // /))/)' . / / ( // Theres a sucker born every day but swallowers are harder to find!!


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,.__,..
'-/. . '-'___,, hi
'e_,' .; ( ) luv
c'./c'./-c./
,.__,.C/."."D_
'-/. . '- 'e_/ , ?
'e_,' ;c'./- I
c'./c'./ fancy it dogi tonight?


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## . . . ## ##( - - ) ## ## (_)------- ## #############. ## , , , ## ## ( oo )## ## snif! (_) ## #############.



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()"() i sent ü a
(. "o new ring
($"(,) tone...
. .J pls wait!
()"()
('(ö )") prröööt!
( $" /===
./,%,/
haha..nice tone?nice smell...


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(")-(")_.-""-., '_ _ '; -._, )_ (o_, )' __ )'-._) *Sweet Dreams*



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________ You've
!'--.____.--'! got
!_______i MAIL.
Open it, please...
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
§ INVITATION §
§ FOR A SHAG §
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§


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(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; <._.> ))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!


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()""() ()''''()
( ."o o", )
I just wana give a HUG...
()""()"()
( ö)ö ) ..2a 'Special person' I dont get 2 see often,best wishes..


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/ /
( .) .) 2 much
( . ) weed
> <
/ /
(_)_) and u will
( . ) end up
> <
/ /
(*)*) ST0NED!
( ;==
> <


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()". ."()whatever ( o, ) mood ur
(,,) (,,) in now







i wish sum how...






()". _"() my txt
( o , ) makes u
(,,) (,,) Smile!



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## _,// l ( ## _, '")==I ) ## /_/' l l WHOSTHEDADDY? ## __,// l / ## ,_, '")I ) ##' /_/' t t AH AH, U R!




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(",) FRiÉÑDS
(",) come & go,
c",)
('',)

(",)
c",)
(",)

(",)
c",)



c",) MÉ..?



c",) NEVER!
i'm here 4eva!


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.:::::::. .:::::::. '._,' # '._.'# ('")--< >--('") ME&YOU "U"is a letter I cant find in FRIEND.But FRIEND is someone I found in U .


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("""""""""""")9mm
/""'/&/"""""'
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
(>"<)
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.


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This is a detector.

Please blow in phone...



--Scanning--


Test + positive
90% sperm breath...


COCK SUCKER!!



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>>--------I>



-HI-BABES-->



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,** . .
( ö, )( ", )
((")(")(")(")
The nicest place




in the 'world'




is right beside someone like u.


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In case of fire, read this message-----------------------> NOT NOW U THICK CUNT, ONLY IN CASE OF A FIRE



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q'''''''p HÉy!
( ü )@ Lükìn
o( )'/ 4 mé?
Ø ''' Ø

I knöw
Ü MìSS MÉ...


Büt téll ü söméthìng...

ì mìss ü möre.


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()"() Me
(.ö ) Wonderz
( "(,) Were Me
.J Freinds R at & ()"()
Sits o", ) Down(")(")(,) & Remembers.. Theirs No Freind Quite Like U


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Ur






1
of






those
I






luv
2






tex
coz






its
fun






2
c






ur
eyes






go
up






down
up






down
up





Now Smile!-xXx



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) ' ( I /
/ ) )c=/ ) )
IF L_/_i L_/_i
THE RIVERS RED TAKE ) ' (/ / THE / )/ ) ) DIRT L_/L_/_/ TRACK INSTEAD!



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Cotton candy?




Nope!


Choclate syrup?




Nah!





Lemme c...



How bout sugar?



Hmmm...
Nope!



Damn!



Stil cant find anything as sweet as Ü!!!


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# Q""""Q O"'""O # # ( '-' ) ( '-' ) # # (") (") (") (") # FOREVERFRIENDS Friendship is like a glass,handle it with care,once its broken its hard to repair



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CAN _____YOU ____//_l l_l l__ /_ .-.______.-._l (o) DRIVE (o) WELL( ' )REVERSE ON2 / / THIS / / FUCKER ( ) ) THEN



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zzzz...

i ,o_,__,
l=========i
FOR GOD'S SAKE
o>
i , /(,__,
l=========i
I WAS ASLEEP
o_, SOD OFF
i (,__,
l=========i

YOU IDIOT


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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN


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