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ASCII SMS Part VI
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pls turn ur mobile
upside down now!!

37OHSSV O773H


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HE! HE! HE!!I
TOOK A PICTURE
OF U WHILE
SLEEPING!!!
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ANALYSIS COMPLETE



U R A 100%
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a box..

wanna see wot's inside?



tough shit


get yer own fucking box!



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GET READY!



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(-)-) MMWAAAH!
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PRESENTING


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(o)(o)
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AND...

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mental anxiety,



mental breakdowns,



menstrual cramps,



menopause...



...did you ever notice how all womans problems begin with MEN!


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.+ . " ) . " + . " + . " + . " +' . + . " +. ".Abracadabra". +' . + . " + . " + . nope, u're still ugly!


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HERE IS A LIL
CUTE BEAR WITH
A ROSE TO WISH
U...
HAPPY
VALENTINE'S
DAY
DARLING!!!


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GIV ÜS A KISS!


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I 23:45 I I Calling... I I I I 999 I I bet u nearly shit yourself.


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This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex

night 1
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night 2
(_o_)


night 3
(_0_)

night 4
(__((O))__)

U DIRTY BOY!


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Have u

GOT A


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( (..) ) GET BACK IN IT U UGLY FUCKIN PIG


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();;;;Many People ) /Will Walk In & ( /Out Of Ur Life, But Only True Friends Will Leave Foot Prints In Your Heart.....U Left Ur's In Mine ! -xXx-


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@..@ @..@ (---) (---) _<( )>__<( )>_ BUD..........WEIS... ...ER! @..@ (---) _<( )>_


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a nokia model
reflect a man's
size:

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I bought u a toy

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Nice Huh?

Play with it!


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<)'..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX


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This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:







Try again...





Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY...









HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!


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Hi ( ' ""()
I just ((")' )
blew ( / "(,,)
a special kiss 4 u
( ' ""()
("( 'o', )
(")(")(,,) catch it babe xx


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,,,,,
( ' , ' ) bob the
(!==!) builder l_l_I canHEfix IT
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how do u occupy an idiot? press down how do u occupy an idiot? press up!


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GROWL!

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ROAR!!
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D I C K Z I L L A



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