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hope the
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OOPS! HOLD IT!

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c how u make me happy!


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U'n me forever..
and ever and
ever !


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I love YOU !!!


(_!_)An arse
(__!__)Fat arse
(!)Tight arse
(_?_)Dumb arse
(_*_)Sore arse
(_zzz_)Tired arse
(_E=mc2_)Smart arse
(_x_)Kiss my arse!!


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