568 Excuse me , she says "Uh huh", do you have any Grey Poupon? no? well we can still get the sandwich action going on baby....
569 hey baby, can i feel your Ginsana? (No.) Wanna feel mine?
570 Do you like clocks? (Yes.) Put two hands and a face on this. (Point down)
571 Do you like chocolate? (Yes.) You can have my bar.
572 Beer is the root of all evil. Give me a beer. I'm a WICKED root!
573 Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
574 I'm an iceberg on a summer's day in South Carolina.
575 Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!
576 Pardon me, do you mind if I push in your stool?
577 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you).
578 If belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be God.
579 Have you ever seen a tree branch? [Girl] Yes. [Guy] How about a root?
580 I have four words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
581 I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
582 Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liqueur I have ever had.
583 Does an elephant taking a shit make you want to fuck everything around you?
584 Do you want a worm-do? (Whats a worm do?) It does this..(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~)
585 I'd call this puppy love but I'm not into all those new positions.
586 Wow, your eyebrows are thick.
587 I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
588 I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
589 Are you an Emerson? Because those are some nice tits!
590 You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
591 Your hair is so soft. Do you use Paul Mitchell products?
592 You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
593 I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
594 (if your name is Dan) Did you know my name backwards is "Nad"?
595 Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
596 I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
597 Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises!
598 Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
599 Buy me a beer, will ya hon?
600 You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.
601 What the hell are you looking at?
602 (go up to a table and whip it out) Charlie!! Anyone you recognize?
603 Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
604 Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
605 Someone vacuum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit.
606 Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?
607 I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..
608 If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
609 Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'?
610 Were you staring at my crotch?
611 Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
612 Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
613 You can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.
614 Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm.
615 So, are you a Skinner or a fucker?
616 Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.
617 Can I ASS you a question?
618 You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
619 Bitch, you without me is like Harry Melvin without Bluenotes: You'll never go platinum.
620 o you like to drink through straws?
621 Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why?
622 Ever seen the movie "Fear"?
623 What color is your shit?
624 If you were the alphabet, I'd place you under "O"!
625 I cannot believe what a complete slut you are.
626 If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? (No.) Well, I don't, so let's go.
627 Are you an oscillating fan? 'Cause your phone is ringing.
628 Hey Bitches!!! Free Cociane!!
629 How do you know that I'm not loving you now?
630 Do you know that the Edmonton Oilers haven't won the Stanley Cup for a while now.
631 Will you be my christmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
632 Your eyes remind me of diamonds, because diamonds are expensive, and so are eye replacements, and baby- you need eye replacements.
633 Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
634 Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
635 You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
636 Would you like to shake hands with beef?
637 I'm not a chef or a dancer, but I can pop cherries
638 I treat a bitch like seven up, I never have, I never will.
639 Excuse me, but why is your moose drinking my cheese?
640 How do you make a chicken run? Hold on, and I'll have my little brother show you.
641 You'd make a bishop kick out a stained-glass window.
642 Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
643 Have you ever wondered what a vaginal blood fart smelt like?(No) Cool....me neither.
644 Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
645 In Venezuela only real men have big mustaches.
646 Baby I've got one- help me make it two!
647 Here, you take my lollypop and I'll improvise...
648 Hi my name is _____! Can I pee in your butt?
649 Hey sexy. I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and motorized wheelchairs. Wanna go back to my place and use all three?
650 If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?
651 If you were the Virgin Mary, could I bless you?
652 Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
653 (Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
654 All those curves, and me with no brakes.
655 Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
656 Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
657 Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
658 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
659 Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
660 Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
661 Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
662 Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
663 Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
664 Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
665 Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
666 I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
667 I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
668 I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
669 I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
670 I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
671 I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
672 I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
673 I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
674 If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
675 If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
676 Is it hot in here or is it just you?
677 Just where do those legs of yours end?
678 Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
679 Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
680 So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
681 Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
682 Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
683 Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
684 Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
685 Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
686 Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
687 What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
688 What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
689 Wow! Are those real?
690 Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
691 You are the reason men fall in love.
692 You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
693 You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
694 You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
695 You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
696 You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
697 You should be someone's wife.
698 You're ugly but you intrigue me.
699 You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
700 Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
701 Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
702 Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
703 If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
704 Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
705 I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
706 I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
707 You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
708 You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
709 Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.
710 If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
711 I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
712 I bet you could suck Lincoln's head off a penny.
713 Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
714 Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
715 Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
716 If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
717 Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
718 Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
719 There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
720 Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
721 Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
722 Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
723 Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
724 If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
725 Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
726 Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
727 If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
728 Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."
729 I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
730 If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
731 You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
732 You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
733 Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
734 You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
735 I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
736 Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
737 Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
738 When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
739 Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
740 Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.
741 Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
742 Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
743 Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
744 Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
745 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
746 Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM!
747 Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
748 I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom.
749 Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
750 You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film?
751 Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
752 Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.
753 There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
754 This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
755 If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
756 Wow, you have some sweet birthin' hips.
757 (Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).
758 If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
759 Is that your date, or did your brother get a new dress?
760 You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
761 Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
762 If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
763 That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
764 Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs?
765 Are those implants?
766 Are you a bird collector? 'Cause you've got a nice set of hooters.
767 Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
768 How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
769 I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
770 (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!? You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
771 You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
772 Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
773 When God made you, he was showing off.
774 (Bump into someone) If I knew how hot you were I would have grabbed your ass instead of bumping into you.
775 Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
776 Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
777 Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
778 My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
779 If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you.
780 You're so hot, I bet you could light a candel at 10 paces.
781 How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
782 Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
783 If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.
784 You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe.
785 The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
786 Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
787 You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
788 If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
789 Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"?
790 You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."
791 If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
792 You wet? I'd bet you are after looking at me.
793 You're so fine, I'd suck your daddy's dick just to get some of where that came from.
794 I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
795 I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
796 Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
797 This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
798 Are those your breasts or are they Siamese Watermelons?
799 I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
800 You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
801 Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
802 Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
803 You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
804 Ok, quick, you go in the toilets and get me some condoms and meet me back here in five minutes... In the meantime I'll go and get you some breath mints...
805 Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
806 Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!