You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate

(......by Dracula).




You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"

(...... by Mr. Bean).




You can ' bcom ' an engineer if you study in an engineering college .... You cannot ' bcom ' a president even you study in a President College

(...... by Mr. Premadasa).




A mechanical engineer can ' bcom ' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not ' bcom ' a software

(...... by Mr. Bill Gates).





You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup

(...... by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga).