A lady and few of her friends were travelling on DTC one day.
As usual, the bus was packed. And some guys were occupying
the ladies seats. Well, that lady, being a woman of a strong
will, asked one of the guys sitting in a ladies seat:
Bhai, yeh ladies seat hai. Ooper likha hai, dikhai nahi
deta?
To which he replied, "to jahaan likha hai, wahin baitth jao"!!


A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Will
dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by
the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one
Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't
sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahen
hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".


There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E
asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E
asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow answered well what
will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose
both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.