Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

I wrote your name on the sand .............
it got washed away,
I wrote your name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote your name in my heart.............
I got a HEART ATTACK



LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers


your smile can be compared to a flower
your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
your innocence to a child
but in stupidity
you have no comparison
you r the best


True love is like a pillow
you can hug when you r in trouble
you can cry on when you are in pain & you can embrace when you r happy
so when you need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow