This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competitionorganized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian ........Banta Strikes Back!!! Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & ordersthree glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room,drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comesbackto the bar and orders three more.The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in theglass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is inDubai,the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they lefthome, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when wedrank together."The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.BantaSingh
becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks thesameway. He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regularsnotice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the secondround,the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wantedtooffer my condolences on your great loss."Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eyeandhe laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers arealive"......."Only thing is ---- I've just quit drinking"!!!!!!