Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.


Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer you live.


How long a minute is...
depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.


Ever notice that the people who are late are often
much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?


If ignorance is bliss,
why aren't more people happy?


Most of us go to our grave with
our music still inside of us.


If WalMart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?


You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.


Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.


Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.


We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are different colors
but they all have to learn to live in the same box.


A truly happy person is one who can
enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open


Have an awesome day,
and know that someone
has thought about you today!