1) Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar? Hubby:No, I really can't,I definitely remember that I took my shirt off.

2) Nxt gen Child wil sing in school:
Twinkle twinkle litle star,
I just went 2 royal bar,Whisky rates r up so high,
So drink a beer wth chiken fry. .

3) Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...

4) A Basanti naach
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Mast nachti hai na. Actualy,
Ye SHOLAY part 2 ki hey, jo kutto KE SAMNE B nachti hai.

5) Tum pas aay...yu muskuraye...apne 32 dant aise dikhaye... Dekh kar mera dil... phoot phoot kar rota hai...kya yaar tumse... brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai.

6) Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha lee. Sharir ke Andar se Aawaz Aayee Mafi Chahte Hain Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai. Error : No HARDWARE!

7) U r Sweet as:CHOCOLATE Meetha as:GULABJAMUN
Raseela as:RASGULLA
Cool as:ICE CREAM
Bhagwan buri nazar se bachaye,kahi mere Dost ko cheentiya hi na kha jai.

Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed.

9) Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota.Tango k beech m laat maro,Jise dard nahi hota,Wo mard nahi hota....

10) Agar
NAGIN NAG
ko kiss karegi
to NAG kaunsa gana gayega?

Socho socho..

"Zehar hai
ke pyar hai
tera chumma."

Fisssss..Sssssss