Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Did you hear about the blonde
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Did you hear about the blonde
She thought a quarterback was a refund.

Did you hear about the blonde
She tripped on the cordless phone

Did you hear about the blonde
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

Did you hear about the blonde
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Did you hear about the blonde
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Leo

Did you hear about the blonde
If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless

Did you hear about the blonde
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved

Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!

What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business?
No mind. No business

Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed

Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home

Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
Instant Intelligence!

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Because it kept falling out.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Why does it work?
"Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A blond doing cartwheels.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
She missed the Earth!