206 If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
207 Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
208 Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
209 Lie down. I think I love you.
210 Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
211 Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
212 Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
213 Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
214 Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
215 Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
216 Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?
217 Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
218 So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
219 So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
220 That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
221 That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
222 That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
223 That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
224 That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
225 There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
226 There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
227 Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
228 Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
229 Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
230 Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
231 Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
232 What do you like for breakfast?
233 When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
234 Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
235 Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
236 Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
237 Will you marry me for just one night?
238 Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
239 Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
240 Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
241 Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
242 Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
243 You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
244 You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
245 You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
246 You smell wet. Let's Party.
247 You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
248 Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
249 Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off?
250 I love you, you know.
251 Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?
252 If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
253 Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try?
254 Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
255 Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
256 Girl, yo' so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a hole filed of you!
257 You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
258 Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
259 I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
260 Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
261 Hi. Can I domesticate you?
262 Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
263 Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
264 If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
265 Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
266 Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
267 "Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."
268 I've been a bad boy/ girl,so spank me!
269 Say Baby do you mind if I hangout on your stomach for a half an hour or so?
270 I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
271 Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
272 You say, "So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" The reply, "No". You respond, "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
273 Excuse me, do you have any Benedryl? No why? Because everytime I look at you I have swelling "down there"
274 Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
275 Let's let only latex stand between our love.
276 (Walk up to a girl and lick two fingers and place them near her crotch. Then place the fingers back in your mouth and say . . . ) I know you!
277 So baby, do you see why the girls call me tri-pod?
278 Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
279 There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
280 If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?(yes). If you had some nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?(yes) If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?(yes) Hell no, you'd have a dick in your mouth.
281 Do you like chips? Because if you are "Frito Lay" than I am a barrel of fun!
282 I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
283 Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.
284 Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your play toy tonight.
285 Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
286 You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
287 Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
288 How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
289 Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
290 Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
291 Hey baby, I'd like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.
292 Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
293 Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
294 You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
295 Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know how to raise cocks
296 Excuse me, but you have a "dick for" on your head. [What's a "dick for"?] I'll show you.
297 Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
298 Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
299 What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
300 Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.
301 Pick a number between 1 and 10. Shit you lose now take off your clothes.
302 Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
303 What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
304 I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
305 If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
306 (wiping your face), Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
307 Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
308 Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let's go to the roof!
309 Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
310 My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
311 I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.
312 Do you have room in your life for another friend?
313 Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
314 Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
315 Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
316 Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
317 If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
318 Could you tell me where they keep the rutabagas? Oh, thanks. Oh, by the way, what is a rutabaga?
319 I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
320 I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
321 I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
322 If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
323 Hi. I'm horny.
324 Excuse me, but you've got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What's a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?
325 You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
326 You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.
327 (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
328 So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
329 I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
330 I have not had sex in three years. No matter what you did, kiss me all over, dance for me, or wear provocative outfits, I would not give in. Want to test me?
331 Hi. I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
332 Are you cold? Let me be your electric blacket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
333 (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
334 Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
335 Champaine can be tickly, and so can I.
336 You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
337 If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
338 Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off.
339 Do you believe in Santa Claus? Do you think that if I am good this year, he'll put you in my stocking this year?
340 You know what they say about guys with big hands. [What] Big latex.
341 How can I love you if you won't lay down?
342 [What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
343 If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
344 My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?
345 You know how I am with dicks? I suck at it.
346 Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
347 If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this:[make the wierdest sound you can].
348 Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
349 You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
350 What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?
351 Damn, I know you are not on four legs, but you look faster than a cheetah.
352 You're on my list of things to do tonight.
353 If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
354 "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
355 Do you want to go swimming? Damn, there isn't a pool around... But my sheets are blue?
356 Hi, I'm the reincarnated soul of Tai-Pong, once a starved, naked Buddhist monk. All that isolation is getting to me. Want to get down on your knees and pray?
357 Come on. We're leaving.
358 The name is Reese, and you're lookin like someone that would suck on my piece.
359 Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
360 (Holding your nuts) Do you want "2 CDs" (see these) for a dollar?
361 Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.
362 Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
363 Have you ever seen Buttman's Between the Cheeks?" No, well let me demonstrate.
364 re you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
365 What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What's thump?) You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me.
366 I know I can't have your cherry, but can I get the box it came in?
367 If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
368 Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
369 Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.
370 Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
371 Do you work at Subway? Cause you just have me a footlong.
372 Do you want to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors in my car?
373 Baby, I wanna take my extention cord and stick it all the way into your electrical outlet.
374 You have beautiful hair. But it could be better. (How?) If it were spread over my pillow.
375 Wanna feed my beaver some wood?
376 Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you, what hotel room should I reserve?
377 Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.
378 Roses are Red; Apples are Sour; I'll Spread my legs; And you can show me your "power"
379 I'm sterile
380 I'll make you shiver when I deliver.
381 Hello, well-formed Homo sapien specimen. Would you care to depart with me towards my domiciliary residence and observe a documentary of the ontogenesis of another Homo sapien individual just prior to fertilization?
382 Wanna get down with me like four flat tires?
383 Did I mention that I'm the only person in the Guiness Book of World's Records actually able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
384 If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No) Wanna go Camping?
385 Let's have a party in your shoes, and then invite your pants.
386 I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
387 I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
388 Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? "Comeoniwannalayya".
389 I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
390 I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
391 Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
392 You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
393 Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceberg!" you do down.
394 What is long and hard, and right behind you?
395 You remind me of a Twinky: Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth."
396 If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you such on my tongue, would you be grateful?
397 I'll bet you $10 my dick can't fit into your mouth.
398 Baby, I would do more things to you than MacGyver in a "Do-It-Yourself Shop".
399 I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! (With whom?) Depends: what are you doing tonight at around 1?
400 I'm like Domino's Pizza: if you don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
401 (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
402 Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
403 Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
404 Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
405 Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
406 As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
407 Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
408 Bond. James Bond.
409 Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
410 Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
411 Do you come here often?
412 Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
413 Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
414 Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
415 Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
416 Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
417 Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
418 How was heaven when you left it?
419 I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
420 I have only three months to live. ..
421 I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
422 I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
423 I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
424 I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
425 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
426 If I followed you home, would you keep me?
427 If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
428 Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
429 My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
430 So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
431 Stand still so I can pick you up!
432 Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
433 What time do you have to be back in heaven?
434 What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.
435 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
436 What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
437 What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
438 What's your sign?
439 Where have you been all my life?
440 Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
441 Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
442 Wow.
443 You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
444 You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
445 Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
446 Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
447 [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
448 Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
449 Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
450 [ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
451 Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
452 Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
453 "Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."
454 Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
455 You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!"
456 You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye!
457 Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
458 Ouch! My tooth hurts! Target: "Why?" Because you are soooo sweet!
459 You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
460 You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
461 Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
462 Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
463 Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics i would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense paid date with me.
464 You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
465 Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.
466 Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
467 You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
468 Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
469 If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
470 Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.
471 Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
472 I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
473 Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
474 Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
475 You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
476 It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
477 What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
478 If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
479 (person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!!
480 When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
481 I'm good at math. U+I=69
482 If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
483 Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.
484 Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
485 I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
486 Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
487 Mars? This is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a couple of foxes.
488 Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
489 Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
490 Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
491 Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
492 Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
493 Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
494 Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
495 Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
496 I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
497 (stand next to the girl) Hey do you think you could ask this girl to give me her name and number? (answer:Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because she is standing right next to me.
498 Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
499 Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.
500 (Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my "Fine Arts Connoisseur" diploma. You sure are a masterpiece.
501 Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle(TM)
502 (while looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
503 If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
504 See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine
505 You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
506 [Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? (Huh?) [Lower left hand and raise right, read poorly] What's your sign?
507 Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
508 If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
509 Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
510 Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
511 Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
512 Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
513 I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
514 What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
515 Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
516 (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
517 Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot)
518 So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
519 Well, I AM telepathic, and i can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
520 (Talk to her)Did i ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (her name) you are the wind beneith my wings.
521 (close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this)
522 (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
523 Are we related? Do you want to be?
524 Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
525 Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)
526 Do you know how to use a whip?
527 Drop 'em!
528 Excuse me, do you live around here often?
529 Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
530 Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
531 Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
532 Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
533 Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
534 I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
535 I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
536 I'm drunk.
537 I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
538 I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
539 If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
540 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
541 Like the look of your crotch.
542 Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
543 Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
544 Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
545 Say, did we go to different schools together?
546 That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
547 What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
548 Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
549 Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
550 Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
551 Would you like to see me naked ??
552 Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
553 You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
554 You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
555 You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
556 You know what I like about you? My arms.
557 You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
558 You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows.
559 You look just like my mother.
560 You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
561 You remind me of a girl I used to date.
562 You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
563 You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
564 Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
565 Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
566 I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last.
567 If you were a booger I'd pick you first.