Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain


Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies
"Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon se !"


Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel.


A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar
behind him in the
line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
wrong. Its 1258."



What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
for a window seat



Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!



What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..



Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take
to fly to Amritsar ?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.



Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke
paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'



Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he
suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta
tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
ghanti kya alag se maroon??!!!'