Santa/Banta

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.


Doctor

The Doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.
And did he?
Yes! I had to sell the car to pay the bill.


PUNISH TWICE

Why Government does not allow a Man to Marry 2 Women ?
Because as per the Constitution, you cannot be PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.