Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.

It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died.

Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?'
The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1987 world hide and seek champion.



Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?



What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.



Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.

Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them

Q : How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They're both empty from the neck up.

Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"

Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking

Q : Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped on the cordless phone

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Leo

If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved

Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate"

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring

Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!

What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No business

Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed

Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home

Why did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence!

Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it